‘We believe people should have fun. That shopping online should be simple and easy. And when you’re making private purchases it’s kept a secret all the way to your front door. This is our DildoHoney Promise!’
DildoHoney is a retailer and designer brand of intimate products that practice a minimalist philosophy and sells exclusively online. Shopping for adult products should be discreet, exciting and tickle the imagination with fantasy; not drown the adventure through an intimidating selection of features and sizes. The design of our products is a reflection of the prestige and elegance of the people who buy them.
People come from all experience levels, and unfortunately, there are just some things you just don’t learn from your parents (thankfully!)
We believe people should have fun, and that all elements of sexuality (from flirting, to setting the mood with your partner, SHOPPING FOR TOYS or LINGERIE!, teasing, foreplay, building excitement, learning about each other, trying new things, having a routine, breaking a routine, keeping the fire going, and detoxing after a wild weekend….) Is all supposed to be FUN!
If you ask most folks what the deal is with ‘sex toys’ the reality is most don’t know what products and product categories this industry has to offer! And, in particular, the extraordinary benefits these products have to offer!
We are objective retailers and ambassadors of human sexuality. Our voice is a trusted, reliable, consistent, encouraging, non-judgmental, and sex-positive.
At DildoHoney you can learn about everything from how human arousal works to sex toys and all categories & their benefits! Plus we have a growing resource providing information beyond toys.
Our #1 value is fun, but our goal is not to be funny. We want our customers to have the fun for themselves, and our job is to share and introduce people the all the benefits and fun that can be had without feeling ashamed or embarrassed.
How do people transform from timid beginners to sexually adventurous hedonists?
Who takes someone through that journey?
Articles from Cosmo or Mens Health?
A lover or a string of lovers?
What about a trusted aide, your imaginary friend who knows the true inner workings of your dirty mind, all your naughtiest secrets, and holds all the keys to unlock your most sexually satisfied self.
We are the imaginary friend to your dirty mind.
We are that person in your life who never judges you, who you could tell anything to, and it’s OK.
We are the insider where every stock tip is hot. We have our finger on the pulse and this is our game -> So when you learn something from us, you know it’s worth trying.
We are that special person you want to be there when you drop acid for the first time and want only your most trusted peaceful companion there with you, to guide you through the whole experience – to tell you what to expect, how to make things good, what to avoid, to tell you it’s OK and you’re OK – this is NORMAL, you’re NORMAL.
We are the person that makes your experience is safe, exciting, and fun!
That’s DildoHoney .
Fun. Easy. Secret.
Coming out on top of the competition is a hard thing to do, therefore we over-deliver to customers. Getting tied up with fans is part of our customer-centric vision and by cementing the bond we promise you’ll come back for a second round.
Some companies are only focused on closing sales but that’s not our philosophy, we’re focused on the back end. After placing your order we still need to get our package in your door as fast as possible (and without anyone knowing about it). We do this by having multiple distribution centers and discreet packaging. When you place an order with us that’s just the beginning and we guarantee the royal treatment. You’ll never regret buying from us – so make your purchase now. Then light a cigarette, sit back, and relax while we ship your goods, massage your back, then spoon you to sleep.
1) OUR GOAL IS YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH & HAPPINESS.
Our job is to help individuals, lovers, and everyone in between achieve their goals for sexual health and happiness. We do this by providing information, dissolving taboo, encouraging exploration, and offering ultra-quality products that people love.
2) OUR STORE IS A PORTAL FOR YOU TO LEARN AND EXPLORE.
Our store’s design and product selection were all designed with a minimalist philosophy in mind in order to give buyers a portal explore, learn, and discover without disrupting the experience with an intimidating selection of products, features or sizes.
3) OUR PRODUCTS ARE DESIGNED WITH PERFECTION IN MIND
Quality trumps quantity in this industry and every detail of our products has been tuned and thought out. Less is more and we keep our product selection as focused as possible. We design our products by seeing what works and then iteratively improving our design with one final goal in mind – perfection.
4) OUR SERVICE IS SUPERB (IT’S ALMOST ABSURD)
1) Jovial customer service representatives – friendly, non-judgmental folks that are easy to talk to; especially regarding your ‘sensitive‘ issues.
2) 60-day return policy for most items (damaged or defective – please do not use the products first, we will not be able to issue a refund. We shouldn’t have to say this…).
3) Fast delivery times with low costs – no matter where in the world you live. We do this by having multiple distribution centers.
5) OUR POLICY ON PRIVACY & DISCRETION IS STRICT
You do not want to see “DildoHoney” on your visa statement
You do not want to see “Dildo” on your delivery package
We understand how embarrassing it would be when your mistress, spouse, son, daughter or mom discovers a sizable charge on your visa statement from “DiodoHoney” with the note “Dildo”
All administration is done under our company name – NOT our brand name. So the charge to your visa and the return addressee on your package will be “DH INTL” not DildoHoney.
6) WE ENGAGE WITH OUR COMMUNITY ONLINE (AND GIVE AWAY A LOT OF FREE STUFF!)
Get to know the ins-and-outs of our company! Sign up for our newsletter, connect with us on social media, then read and comment on our blog. We post all kinds of great content and often do giveaways on Instagram, Facebook.
7) WE ARE NOT SATISFIED UNTIL YOU ARE